Why should you care that the Cleaning Lady drives a Land Rover?
I'll tell you why you should care . . . .
Because A Mom on Spin still drives White Ice - her trusty 1999 minivan with 118,000 miles on her while the Cleaning Lady drives a $50,000 Land Rover.
Now some may say it's funny.
Some may say it's ironic.
Some may even go as far as to say that it's just what I deserve.
But I'm here to tell you that it's plain-old not fair. That - and about a million other things in my life that have me spinning my wheels to no avail.
Oh, and don't you think I don't know what you're thinking. . . So clean your own house and put the money you save into a car payment!
And I would reply that I already work a million-or-so-hours a week and the measly sum that I pay said Cleaning Lady to come to my house every-other Wednesday wouldn't even pay for a lease on a Hyundai and haven't you watched the Real Housewives of New Jersey or the Jersey Shore show (even if I haven't) 'cause everyone knows that Jersey and cleaning ladies go hand-in-hand and plus she doubles as a Feng Shui expert moving things in my house around and arranging them "just so" in order for us to garner the right Chi 'cause God knows where I would be if my Chi were any more messed up than it already is (not the expensive hair straightener, silly. . . thanks to my daughters I already own two of the $130 Chi's. . . no, I'm talking about energy. . . karma kind of stuff here. . . ) and at any rate you should mind your own business and not give a fiddler's fart why I choose to employ a cleaning lady 'cause I despise cleaning and if I had to do it all by myself (for we already know that Drip Dry and those girls never lift a finger to help me around this house) then when-oh-when would I find time for blogging???
