You need to go vote for Ponzi's friend in the Jets' National Anthem contest. This, my friends, is a contest akin to those in Chicago politics. . . you can, and should, vote for Meghann Carr early and often (and you don't even have to be a U.S. citizen.) Yet - unlike Chicago politics - you have to be alive. . .
Now onto the family dog. . .
I need you all to travel back in time with me.
Remember when I saw The Psychic? That very same psychic came to my house the following week to do readings for a few of my close friends and family members. (Okay! Next time I'll invite you. . .) And besides the fact that she was totally AWESOME for me, she was SPOT ON with my guests that night. (And just to get this straight, it's not like I'm a psychic groupie or anything. . . )
But another thing happened that night that I was not privy to at the time.
I guess my dog was talking.
To the Psychic.
My dog was talking to the Psychic!
And the reason that I know that My dog was talking to the Psychic! was that last Friday evening I was at a little get-together where the afore-mentioned psychic was present (I'm NOT a psychic groupie or anything. . . ) and the psychic had a gift for me - a collection of photographs of yellow labs.
Me: Oh, but, you didn't have to!
Psychic: Well, I never actually told you what happened at the end of the night when your dog came up to me.
Me: Oh but I remember! You said she told you that she wanted to be a good dog. . . you know. . . in order to please me.
Psychic: Yes, but there were so many people there, I didn't want to tell you what she really said. . .
Me: Really said? Well, what did she say???
Psychic: It was kind of unusual. . .
Me: Go on. . . . I won't be surprised.
Psychic: Well, the dog walked right up to me and told me that you like her better than you like your own daughters!!!!
Now I ask you. . . Is there one of you who would be surprised that the dog thought that?
For after all. . . I tell her that every day!!!
For after all. . . I tell her that every day!!!
14 comments:
WHAT?
What did you expect me to say????
ooooh do do do do do do do do... you are now entering the twilight zone
Psychics and it's own blog ID? No wonder you prefer the dog. Does that damned thing COOK???
Are you sure the 'psychic' is a psychic? Perhaps they are just one of your readers in disguise. Braja perhaps, or Darsden.
My husband would say I like the cat best in our house. He's not a psychic, but he is a little jealous sometimes!
It is a dog's world, they say! Is Drip Dry mad that you've stole his best friend? LOL...want my dog?
I want YOUR dog; unfortunately, I actually like my kids better, which shows you what kind of dog I have.
I also want your psychic; it sounds so cool. I've wanted to do this my whole life, but I know there's so many quacks out there.
Very cool! Oh, I alaready said that. I guess I really mean it.
Eeek!!
I've always wanted to meet with a psychic.
could I ask the dog to guest-post for me once in a while?!?!
You should definitely let the dog guest post.
pet psychics are big business... but, i believe the correct terminology is 'pet communicator'...
have heard some disturbingly real stories!
Heh. I tell my dogs that all the time.
Out of the mouths of babes, and dog-aughters!
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