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I'm aware of the fact that I am swimming in complaints about the females who live under this roof with me . . .
But all is not lost, my friends.
For there's one female in our household I need to commend.
Take a look. . .
- She stands up the moment I walk into the room.
- She is more-than-willing to help clean the dishes.
- They wouldn't let her in The Mall unless she was sporting lots of leather, and me, dark sunglasses.
- She vacuums all of the crumbs from the kitchen floor for me.
- I need only say the word laundry and she's right by my side to gather all of the errant socks that fall to the floor.
- She never complains that the food I feed her is fattening.
- As far as I can tell, she doesn't have a boyfriend.
- She couldn't talk back to me even if she tried!
Which of my teenage daughters could this be? you ask yourself.
Here's a little hint. . . . . .
Well it turns out my little Kasey's been talking after all. You'll have to wait 'til tomorrow to find out to who. . .or is it to whom???? Suffice it to say that the damned dog has been spilling the beans and it got back to me. . .
15 comments:
At least my kid doesn't poop on the floor. She rolls her eyes, she whines, but at least the "clean up" isn't so darn smelly
LOL that is great, I new when I read wouldn't let her in the mall...LMAO too funny
Reading of a sock-errant always reminds me of knight-errants. I suppose they are very similar, the only noticeable difference being that socks don't ride horses.
I always knew she liked me best!!!!
Gimme a dog any day....
:)
On the other hand, your daughters don't demand to be taken for daily walks....
I'm jealous; my dog is as bad as my kids.
My 17 yr old is up for sale this week -- cheap! Ya know! I just don't remember having any lazy, wasteful, foul-mouthed steevedores in my house while she was growing up!!
Oh dear...
Has she been recruited by the Bush's Baked Beans family for their commercials?
just KNEW it!!! They're the best!!
Having a dog, I knew she had to be the one. Glad you didn't disappoint.
There's something to be said for the dogs, isn't there?
You've trained your lovely dog to catch up all those socks??! I need to get a four-legged friend like that one, do you do a DVD to help train them? x
華麗夢想,
夢世界,
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酒店工作,
酒店上班,
酒店打工,
禮服酒店,
禮服公關,
酒店領檯,
華麗夢想,
夢世界,
酒店經紀,
酒店工作,
酒店上班,
酒店打工,
禮服酒店,
禮服公關,
酒店領檯,
華麗夢想,
夢世界,
酒店經紀,
酒店工作,
酒店上班,
酒店打工,
禮服酒店,
禮服公關,
酒店領檯,
華麗夢想,
夢世界,
酒店經紀,
酒店工作,
酒店上班,
酒店打工,
禮服酒店,
禮服公關,
酒店領檯,
華麗夢想,
夢世界,
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