"Spin" is practically my middle name!

I came across a really neat thing the other day. Jen at Sprite's Keeper http://www.spriteskeeper.com/ does a weekly Spin Cycle thing where she gives you a topic and bloggers Spin away. . . and so, because Spin is practically my middle name, I'll give this week's topic a try. . .

What if . . .

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  No one ever invented the hair straightener?
• Water bottles came with vodka detectors built in?
• Teenagers were reduced to using the house phone???
• Makeup wasn't sold at "The" mall?
• Parents really fell for that game night crap???
• Victoria's Secret got out?
• Cars came without GPS systems?
• They made teenagers clean toilets?
• The money tree was hit by lightning?
• Parents were able to view certain photos on their daughters' facebook pages?
• Purple nails go out of style?
• Sushi had never been invented?
• Mothers learned how to operate iPods?
• The salons run out of eyebrow wax?
• Uggs only came in two flavors?

Tell me, dear readers, what are your What if's. . . .