. . . and about a million other things that prove that I'm just spinning my wheels. . .

16 January 2009

A letter to my "better half"


Dear Drip Dry,


I have one small favor to ask of you.


Could you teach Ponzi how to drive????


I know that she is our third and last daughter. . . and I know I've taught the other two. . . but I'm just not up to it! My jaw clenching skills aren't what they used to be. . . . the blindfold I ordered hasn't arrived yet . . . that muzzle is just damned uncomfortable in this cold weather. . . and you know I suffer from motion sickness - especially when I'm curled up like a baby in the back seat!


Could you do it?


Would you???


Her behind the wheel test is scheduled for three weeks from yesterday - but don't worry, she's a fast learner.


Affectionately signed,

p.s. Before you take her for that test you had better re-attach the license plate that fell off the front of the car when Veggie crashed into the snow bank.
Just saying . . . .

4 comments:

Jane! said...

Three weeks??? We had to have a solid 6 months of co-piloting before our kids were eligible for a license!
I did the first one but I couldn't do the second one. She was too, too, I don't know, dangerous, I think. My husband wore his bike helmet when he rode with her. Nothing like good old parental confidence.

lizspin said...

Oh, she's had her permit for six months, I've just been procrastinating. . . besides, she won't drive with me in my minivan. . . makes her older sister drive her everywhere.

*Just Jen* said...

LOL I just love your blogs! This is too funny!

Word verification....Perse, one of my favorite misspelled words! :-) LOVE me some pUrses!

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