Dear Trigger Finger Guy,
I have one small favor to ask of you.
Could you teach permit girl how to drive????
I know that she is our third and last daughter. . . and I know I've taught the other two. . . but I'm just not up to it! My jaw clenching skills aren't what they used to be. . . . the blindfold I ordered hasn't arrived yet . . . that muzzle is just damned uncomfortable in this cold weather. . . and you know I suffer from motion sickness - especially when I'm curled up like a baby in the back seat!
Could you do it?
Would you???
Her behind the wheel test is scheduled for three weeks from yesterday - but don't worry, she's a fast learner.
Affectionately signed,
Your Loving Wife
p.s. Before you take her for that test you had better re-attach the license plate that fell off the front of the car when Daughter Number One crashed into the snow bank.
Just saying . . . .
3 comments:
Three weeks??? We had to have a solid 6 months of co-piloting before our kids were eligible for a license!
I did the first one but I couldn't do the second one. She was too, too, I don't know, dangerous, I think. My husband wore his bike helmet when he rode with her. Nothing like good old parental confidence.
Oh, she's had her permit for six months, I've just been procrastinating. . . besides, she won't drive with me in my minivan. . . makes her older sister drive her everywhere.
LOL I just love your blogs! This is too funny!
Word verification....Perse, one of my favorite misspelled words! :-) LOVE me some pUrses!
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